BRITISH ETIQUETTE: WORK AND PLAY

The point at which work and social life intersect can be very challenging territory. Of course, you spend hours every day closeted with your colleagues and - unless your office is run by a Dickensian overseer - you will inevitably spend a certain amount of time talking about non-work-related topics. You will have a reasonable idea of where they live, whether they're married, number of children, holiday destinations, weekend activities. You will be intimately acquainted with their wardrobe, their food preferences, their moods, quirks and indulgences.

But, in the majority of cases, your colleagues are not your friends. They exist in a strange parallel universe where it is understood that quasi-friendships will be maintained for the sake of office harmony. This strange state of affairs comes to a head when the barrier between work and social life breaks down - office parties, Christmas lunches, business trips.

On these occasions, undoubtedly aided by alcohol, the precarious barriers can be breached, with interesting consequences. Reticence evaporates, tongues loosen, confidences and gossip are exchanged, revelations are made. Frequently, and most embarrassingly of all, sexual inhibitions begin to dissipate, and the evening ends in a flurry of passes and unexpected liaisons.

The morning after an office social debacle can be an excruciating affair. The dimly-remembered indiscretions of the night before are the water-cooler and coffee-machine gossip-fodder of the morning after. Walking into an office after an unfortunate social performance takes reserves of insouciance and chutzpah that many of us simply don't possess.

So, remember the limitations of office life. Save your wildest, most uninhibited behaviour for your friends, and ration your intake of the demon drink at the work social. You may come across as demure and self-contained, but at least you'll be able to hold your head up the following morning.

Written by Victoria Overton

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